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Conspiracy Dealer Patch

$10

$10

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Conspiracy Dealer Patch

(46 customer reviews)

$10

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut in your life.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

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Description

Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya… Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business.

This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift!

Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.

Starseed Supply Co. patches are perfect for spiritual renegades and new age punks. This metaphysical fashion accessory will look great on your denim jacket, jeans, backpack, or laptop bag. Can be applied with a hot iron or fabric glue. Show off your interest in the esoteric and occult with these high quality iron on patches designed by Jeff Finley of Starseed Supply Co.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

Additional information

Weight1 oz
Dimensions7 × 5 × 0.1 in

46 reviews for Conspiracy Dealer Patch

  1. Ashley Tristán

    There was an item missing from my order but Jeff was quick in replying and sent out the missing patch without hesitation. Really nice, professional, and always provides quality items. ?

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  6. no masri

    10/10 shipped fast! Good ass quality.

  7. Josh Akery

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  9. ChancellorOcelot

    Looks just like picture, great colors and high quality!

  10. Sam

    Awesome patch, looks great on my backpack, may have even got me a date as the girl I like started a conversation with me when I brought my backpack along, it was obviously because of the new patches that made me seem interesting!

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