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Conspiracy Dealer Patch



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Conspiracy Dealer Patch

(46 customer reviews)


The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut in your life.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

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Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya… Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business.

This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift!

Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.

Starseed Supply Co. patches are perfect for spiritual renegades and new age punks. This metaphysical fashion accessory will look great on your denim jacket, jeans, backpack, or laptop bag. Can be applied with a hot iron or fabric glue. Show off your interest in the esoteric and occult with these high quality iron on patches designed by Jeff Finley of Starseed Supply Co.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

Additional information

Weight1 oz
Dimensions7 × 5 × 0.1 in

46 reviews for Conspiracy Dealer Patch

  1. Madison

    perfect condition and looks so good on my denim jacket! will purchase from this store again!

  2. James Lambert

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  4. Josie Miller

    Great quality and perfect size

  5. Pascal Wicht

    Great experience, from the product's amazing finish and fast delivery.

  6. Charlie Duvall

    Great patch, very nice quality and shipped quickly

  7. Bex

    Much thicker and of better quality than i had expected so that was a pleasent surprise. It aas a gift and was loved at first sight.

  8. Delainey Phillips

  9. Michaela Ackerson

  10. Tech Nome

    beautiful detail, super quick shipping

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