Conspiracy Dealer Patch
Take the Red Pill
Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya... Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.
The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business.
This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift!
Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.
Features:
- High Quality: Beautifully embroidered with vibrant colors.
- Size: Measures 2.4" x 3"
- Easy Application: Iron-on adhesive backing for simple heat transfer (no sewing required, unless preferred).
- Design: Created with love and respect, inspired by personal experience.
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