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Conspiracy Dealer Patch



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Conspiracy Dealer Patch

(46 customer reviews)


The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut in your life.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

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Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya… Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business.

This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift!

Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.

Starseed Supply Co. patches are perfect for spiritual renegades and new age punks. This metaphysical fashion accessory will look great on your denim jacket, jeans, backpack, or laptop bag. Can be applied with a hot iron or fabric glue. Show off your interest in the esoteric and occult with these high quality iron on patches designed by Jeff Finley of Starseed Supply Co.

• Embroidered patch
• Measures 2.4″ x 3″
• Iron-on adhesive backing
• Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

Additional information

Weight1 oz
Dimensions7 × 5 × 0.1 in

46 reviews for Conspiracy Dealer Patch

  1. Ronni Anderson

    Slightly smaller than expected but that's ok. Looks just like the picture and came a lot faster than I thought it would. Great patch!

  2. Meg

    Love the deign and color scheme! Very excited to put this on my jacket!

  3. Kelly Bastow

    great quality thanks for prompt shipping

  4. Lori Francz

    Well-made and it's going to be the perfect gift. Thanks!

  5. apocryphalrumors

    The patches arrived in short order and were as depicted. They appear of high quality and will make good stocking stuffers.

  6. Elmo

    Amazing patch! Bought it for a friend who loves conspiracy theories and they absolutely love it!

  7. Krystal H

    Even better than the photos online. The colors are vibrant and the stitching is very clean. The material feels very durable.

  8. Katt Pittard

  9. Florian Vazelle

    Parfait !

  10. Cameron Jones

    love it. Very fast shipping I was surprised

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